4.2.14

Ha, Valentine's Day.

So every year Valentine's Day comes around and every year I'm single and normally that's fine. But this year, this year I work in retail and it's fucking e v e r y w h e r e.

Don't get me wrong I'm not one of those people who mope around on February 14th each year with a tub of the only men us girls ever need in our life and a pile of the most romantic movies in the world to cry over, but it does suck a little bit when you're a party of one surrounded by happy couples.

So what am I gonna do about it? Comprise a list of things us singletons can do instead of feeling sorry for ourselves of course!




  1. Walk between the grinning people with love hearts in their eyes while they're holding hands and DESTROY ALL THE HAPPINESS. 
  2. Maybe spread the love and give cards out to some of your fellow single pringles. Just because we're all alone doesn't mean no one loves us. 
  3. Dinner with the people who hate the day as much as you. 
  4. SHOPPING SPREE. Everything you regret buying can be justified as Valentine's Day presents to yourself.
  5. Go laugh at all the overpriced, mega cheesy cards and gifts like I did. 
  6. Go about Friday like any other day, because that's all it is. Friday. 
So yeah, go enjoy your Valentine's Day.


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